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WORKPLACE STORIES. WE’VE GOT LOADS OF THEM!

| Badly explain your profession.

I brake cars for money.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I sell dead animals for a living.

Actual job(read backwards): doofaes

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

 I get on top of peoples houses..and crawl all over it, nailing and screwing new material.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

 I move spirits back and forth, and take in empty ones.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I carry other people’s crap around the country for them.

Most days, I tolerate extra crap from shippers and receivers.

Some days I even tolerate crap from Border officials and DOT representatives.

But, every now and again, I give them all crap as lack of planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Also, it might be good to mention that I am old as crap and, when the weather gets really crappy, I just go to bed … crappy pay does not create heroic attitudes.

Sometimes I drag a little bit of crap and sometimes shippers want to trick me into dragging too much crap … but DOT have thought about a lot of crap for a long time and have decided there is a limit regarding how much crap I can take – I appreciate them having my back like that.

When it really comes down to it … no matter how much crap I take, what conditions I will face or how far it has to go … the crap will be delivered about the same time I get there and, as captain of my own ship, I decide when it is safe to sail or not.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I am a nudity preventionist.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

People pay me to make mouth noises into an electrostatic diaphragm.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I’m your local supplier.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I’m paid to make sure your dinner last night leaves your house efficiently.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Badly explain your profession.

I put peoples food into bags and make them pay me.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: Anonymous.

| Your own entry here.

Actual job(read backwards):

Posted by: You!

DON'T BE BUSY. BE PRODUCTIVE.

You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then you should sit for an hour. – Old Zen saying

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