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Archived stories of the workplace. Read them all or submit your own!

The website designed with working men & women in mind.

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NOT THINKING OF YOU

- Zen Greeting

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PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE BEST, WHAT YOU’D LOVE MORE OF – AND ANYTHING! ELSE.

I’D TRULY LOVE TO MAKE THIS WEBSITE A FAVORITE PLACE OF YOURS. THANK YOU – WITH LOVE!, KYLE

Workplace Stories

Our main content! We proudly collect and host stories of the workplace. You never know what you're going to read. Enjoy!

OUR MAIN CONTENT!

OPEN ARCHIVE!

Workplace Whispers

You know those things about work you’d love to talk about or announce anonymously? Well this is the place to do that. Anonymous workplace confessions – always!

SHHH!

OPEN ARCHIVE!

First Jobs

Our newest addition! First jobs. Here we collect and archive people’s first jobs. I find this section to be a unique and very simple pleasurable read!

Totally unique. Always!

OPEN ARCHIVE!

The website designed with working men & women in mind.

Some details Espresso’d! The content in our archives is collected from freely submitted entries by individuals worldwide. Due to the nature of submissions, all are unique, often unexpected and always unrated. This website intends to provide enjoyment with the most pleasant or otherwise unique reading material around. We hope, if that isn’t enough – that you may enjoy the opportunity in sharing your own story. A sincere thank you to everyone who visits. Wishing you a stress-free day and longevity. – KCR staff.

NOTICE!

FEEDBACK HAS BEEN VIRTUALLY NON-EXISTENT.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE BEST, WHAT YOU’D LOVE MORE OF – AND ANYTHING! ELSE.

I’D TRULY LOVE TO MAKE THIS WEBSITE A FAVORITE PLACE OF YOURS. THANK YOU – WITH LOVE!, KYLE

WHAT’S NEW!?

Last update: Friday August 20 (2018) – Location(s): Cosmetic improvements to homepage(I’m addicted to raising the bar on aesthetics) NOT NEW, but please be advised my humor page now has nearly one-hundred comic strips!

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NEW HUMOR JUST FOR YOU!

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HAND-CHOSEN FROM THE WWW & ADDED EVERY TWO WEEKS. ROAR. RELAX.

Keep Calm & Retire has grown from a small collection of submitted workplace stories to a more diverse site that now includes music, cartoons and even a health and wellness page. Congratulations, Kyle, on a very relatable website that pretty much everyone will enjoy scrolling through. It’s funny and informative, and I look forward to watching keepcalmretire.com continue to evolve.

Ruby Truax

Keepcalmretire beautifully captures that one thing that we all have in common: Work. It’s something we all do. Some of us enjoy our jobs, some of us have bigger aspirations. Keepcalmretire helps bring positivity, humor and enjoyment out of our sometimes mundane working lives through sharing those experiences and stories. Great vibes all the way around!

Natalie Elizabeth

Workplace stories – staff pick!

| Bare It!

Switched from days to nights today. Apparently housekeeping wasn’t informed because they got some full frontal when I walked out of my bathroom today….

Anonymous, Anonymousville

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Workplace whispers – staff pick!

| No news is good news.

While at work I checked for mail for my department three times. Each time slightly surprised as to how there was nothing. A little while after my third attempt a light-switch went off – It was Saturday!

Anonymous

First Jobs – staff pick!

| Q: What was your first job?

Polishing Brass in a Museum …. about 1969

Anonymous

NEW!! All WORKED UP! – staff pick!

| Tissue tense.

So I quit one of my cleaning clients today When I clean bathrooms I make the toilet paper into a point. I was cleaning the kitchen and she comes in and asked me why I keep doing that It’s or not a big deal here ok, well if the old cunt doesn’t tell me to kiss her arse! Not to move her stuff around keep it the way she likes it and so on. So after she was done reaming me out and went back into the other room , I gathered my stuff and told her that she handled that poorly and to tell me to kiss her ass was not necessary and to keep her 20$ I quit! And walked out.

Anonymous, North Bay

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“KCR is the joy of my life!”

“Isn’t it amazing how ideas become things? This website, like all other creations and inventions began as a thought. My name is Kyle O’Connor(Founder of KCR) and this website idea came to myself from the migration of many previous ideas before it. I have worked many ordinary, if not lesser jobs than the average person. Beginning with dishwashing, a line cook, moving to a grocery store where I still reside, and more. Along this path I learned the little appreciation workplaces can have and how management can make the difference between wanting to stay or parting paths. I came to the thought of potentially creating my own website in which employees would be able to review their employers. A great idea – maybe, but the idea evolved into something much greater with time. Eventually I came to the grandest idea of having a website dedicated to the endless transpiring stories of our work life. I consciously dreamt up the name Keep Calm & Retire, an obvious take on the well known motivational poster. What can be seen as a subtle joke at how many of us may wish we could(retire), the word(retire) also doubles by depicting additional intent of this website – to be a place of rest and retreat.” – Kyle O’Connor

Don’t be busy. Be productive.

You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy; then you should sit for an hour. – Old Zen saying

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Thanks for stopping by!

The content in this archive is collected from freely submitted stories by individuals worldwide.
Due to the nature of submissions, all are unique, often unexpected and always unrated.

This website does not engage in vigorous spell checking nor does it have an intangible marriage with grammar.
Besides the point of unsubstantial funding, this website is about a sense of ease. That means little worry – for all of us.

If the odd “butt” instead of “but” is too much for you to handle then we’re sorry you’re anal. :3

This website intends to provide enjoyment with the most pleasant or otherwise unique reading material around.
We hope, if that isn’t enough – that you may enjoy the opportunity in sharing your own story.

A sincere thank you to everyone who visits. Wishing you a stress-free day and longevity. – KCR Staff. <3

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