I no longer use my initials on logs at work because my initials: “NO” confused people.
No Coffee No Workee
Here's some puns to brighten your day!
“You look great today!”
– Complimentary Coffee
“The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.”
“I purchased a 12-cup programmable coffee maker.
I find this machine has lots of perks.”
You’re not a coffee drinker?
What’s Sumatra with you?
I have a latte on my mind.
I once ran out of coffee. I felt all depresso!
So this happened while I was working in the Deli.
Well I was looking at this woman as she approaches and then noticed she was “showing”(no not that kind) at the belly. So suddenly I’m now looking at her pregnant belly for a moments time as she tells me what meat she wants. She lists a couple off and then tells me: “Do you want the whole story?”
Suddenly I was stunned for a moment thinking: this woman is about to explain how she got knocked up!
..Well, wouldn’t you know this was her way of asking if I wanted to know all of the meats she was getting before I got to the slicer. Ha!